The Evidence
I'm never more relaxed, confident or focused than I am right after sex. So, on particularly stressful days, I masturbate in the bathroom at work. I feel like a dirty ole' pervert, but it works like a charm for getting my projects done.
The Crime
Strangulation of the Chicken at work.
Guilty
Not Guilty
Deliberation
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Juror KingDaddy23 said:
its it helps you, i say go for it.
October 24, 2009 at 03:25 AM
Juror foxysteve said:
Well, so long as you wash up, I guess do your own thing if it keeps up productivity. However, you most definitely choked the chicken at work. You are guilty of that.
November 4, 2009 at 04:00 PM
Juror SeeJay said:
whatever you can do to stay productive.
November 4, 2009 at 10:32 PM
Juror Sociallaw said:
Agreed. As long as everything is cleaned up after, go nuts.
November 4, 2009 at 10:52 PM
Juror jamsnkate said:
You sir are the exact reason I do not shake hands with people at work.
March 13, 2010 at 06:37 PM
