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Judge Thy Neighbor

Docket #495 - 1149 votes cast

The Evidence

My girlfriend is a girl I met through work and still work with. I've been dating and living with her for 3 years and it is about time that we get married. I love her. She is probably the most amazing woman that has ever walked this earth in almost every way. She is hot, smart and caring and would do anything for me. The only thing she lacks is she is extremely awkward in bed... I thought I'd be able to fix it but the fact that I've had better makes me want to break up. I mean in all honesty how are you supposed to have a perfect relationship forever if its not good in the bedroom?

The Crime

wasting her prime years

 

The Verdict

My Vote

All Votes

Guilty

57%
57%

Not Guilty

42%
42%

Deliberation

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Juror DaHypr1 said:

So what you're saying is that you're thinking of breaking up with a hot, caring, smart woman who would do anything for you and that you LOVE and want to marry because "you've had better." You are obviously an idiot.

November 5, 2009 at 03:08 PM

Juror onomatopoeia said:

Wow. I think you should read over the first four sentances again...

November 5, 2009 at 09:32 PM

Juror milleniajc said:

Just try to help her, it's obviously a delicate situation but if it's affecting you that much it clearly needs to be dealt with. Try to see if you can spice things up, or do anything to improve her confidence. More confidence would definitely make her less awkward, and trying new things together could build up that closeness for you two.

November 6, 2009 at 01:38 AM

Juror Max James said:

Yeah, drop her. (And point her in my direction. She sounds like a keeper to me, and I can work around any shortcomings.)

November 6, 2009 at 06:53 PM

Juror kkendyy said:

You should probably break up with her...she sounds too good for you.

November 6, 2009 at 08:31 PM

Juror KingDaddy23 said:

if you really love her you should be able to look over this issue and deal with it. stay with her, if you lose her you will regret it. the bed thing will get fix with time.

November 7, 2009 at 05:54 AM

Juror 1arrow24 said:

How about actually talking to her? If you love her, you should have no problem with talking about your relationship.

November 7, 2009 at 01:15 PM

Juror Pwitty said:

Ask her what she likes? What she wants you to do to her? Chances are she doesnt think its mindblowing with you either. If you open up a dialogue about making it better for her and encouraging her wild side, then she will probably make more effort and focus on making it better for you. Talk to her, but dont dare suggest that she's bad at sex. Seriously...it would probably solve your whole dilemma - tell her she's bad at sex and she'll leave you on her own (no messy breakup)!

November 8, 2009 at 02:55 AM

Juror jamsnkate said:

Get her some sexy panties!

March 13, 2010 at 06:27 PM